I'm a Simple Man

I was having a conversation with the wife this past weekend. She asked what I wanted for Christmas. My response was, "I don't need anything. I don't ask for much, I'm a simple man".

She proceeded to laugh.

I think I'm a simple man.

I don't have the latest up to date blackberry.
I don't have the latest up to date computer.
I only have 1 monitor connected to my computer.

I don't understand. Can someone help me out?

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Chad Lingafelt
www.chadlingafelt.com